Chris Brown Heartfelt Apology

In a too-little-too-late PR move yesterday, woman beater Chris Brown showcased his teleprompter reading skills with a not-so-heartfelt-100%-scripted-attorney-written apology (see Chris Brown apology video below). The smooth singing recording artist did his best Ike Turner on his then girlfriend Rihanna in a post-Grammy beatdown in his Lamborghini (rented) the night of February 8th. He escaped jail time for a double felony assault with 180 hours of community service and probation, sending a clear message to his young fans across the world that you get at least one get-out-of-jail-free card, should you choose to beat up your girlfriend. More daily gossip news!

Still Fighting Michael

Can The Gloved One get no peace? Less than 1 month after getting a permanent vacation from the world, Michael Jackson who was loved, rejected, misunderstood and loved again (albeit too late) is under an estate battle. The King of Pop’s estranged father Joe (who is cut out of the will and suspected catalyst for much of MJ’s pain) has teamed up with the Jackson 5′s mother, Katherine, to make everything right? WRONG.

The parents teamed up to challenge Michael’s last wishes in court. The worst parents of the year nominees hired attorney Londell McMillan to challenge Michael’s appointment of long time friends and advisers, John Branca and John McClain as executors of the his will. Class act Joe, you crackhead.

Out and About

David and Victoria Beckham out clubbing with Tom Cruise in LA.

Lindsay Lohan fighting paparazzi with a squirt gun.

Whitney Port hitting South Beach for some fun in the sun after a break from The City.